Relikk Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the Western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee. This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is void where prohibited by law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volonazra Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Good stuff. Reminds me of something George Carlin would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeynn Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 uhh.. MerryHolidaysNewYearCalendarthingy.. *head asplode* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raeda Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 YAY!! ::pelts Relikk with snowballs:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 So true (sad that for some people it has come to that) but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldonnis Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 So true (sad that for some people it has come to that) but true. Hehehe, very much so....but it's still funny in a way. Gave me a good chuckle this morning! *joins Raeda in pelting Relikk with snowballs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martok Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Ya. So i didn't even TRY to read that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baracko Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Im with Vrugz.... I scanned... got the jist.... legal mumbojumbo ftl! Merry Christmas, Everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relikk Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 I am with you on this... Merry Christmas! I did it in jest. Sang around a "holiday tree" the town put up, apparently it's no longer a Christmas tree (and yes, I know the history of the Christmas tree). Holy songs were sung around it, and if the pagans want, they can come right in after and sing whatever they want. A rose is a rose, and by any other name, it is still a rose. We are fast moving towards a godless society. A dangerous thing for society to do, especially when laws concerning humanity's welfare can be changed via political favors. All this because of fanatics and those who used religion as a pulpit to further their own agendas of power and greed instead of God's will. Rel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corellon Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I think I was offended in that statement!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maube Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I refuse to say Happy Holidays. (Ala American Dad which is occasionally a VERY funny political spoof) but Rel... that really made me laugh =) ::winds up a few snowballs and sends them his direction... then changes and sends them at Martok and Smedlock:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baracko Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 (edited) ** Pops up from behind a mound just as Maube is launching her snowballs at Smedlock and quickly launches 3 more snowballs at her back ** Edited December 21, 2006 by Baracko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maube Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Slugging a pregnant lady with snowballs?! You should be ashamed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corellon Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 (edited) ::turns on his snowmachine 9000 and pours in the peetub:: EVERYONE CLEAR!!!!!! ::GRINS:: Edited December 22, 2006 by Corellon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maube Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 GACK! ::hides behind Smedders:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baracko Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 *engages his shield trinket and wings a nearby stick at the snowmaster, hoping to knock it over* *Grabs Kytae's jubling at throws it at Smedlock* Two birds with one stone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeynn Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 HEY!! *says the hell with the snowballs and starts pelting Baracko with happy fun rocks* Take dat joo mean ol moo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vendes Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! May you all have a wonderful holiday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubba Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Merry Christmas 'Crushers. Hoping for lotsa epics under the tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narsica Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Aye, have a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year, Crushers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maube Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Merry Christmas to all of you - even if you dont celebrate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baracko Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 And the same to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guilozak Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Merry Christmas all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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