Goofy Challenge

[Borg]

Okees......here is the challenge

Write a short story using each of the clickable smiles available here (shown to the LEFT during posting)...at the same time try to use the LEAST words along with them

Example sentence(not using all of them)

Bob, the evil brother   , planned mean   attacks   on his sleeping   silly   brother that would wake him up    dazed and confused  

[Guest Votive]

After a night of  heavy drinking,   , Billy   fell asleep   in the park.  He awoke   feeling very ill and very upset   .  "How I wish I had not drank   so much last night" Billy   said loudly.

Soon Satan   himself appeared and smiled   at Billy   .  I   can make that come true Billy   .  In a blink of my eye     I can turn your night of boozing   into a night of diligint study   at the Burger Hut   instead of an actioned packed night     of shots   and a mornign of sickness   and feeling like someone beat your head with a hammer   .

"Can you really do that for me   " Billy   asked?

"Of course I can   . I am Satan   I can do anything you wish... for a price   "

"Well what do I   have to give you   in return to relieve me   of this pounding   headache   and hangover   ?

"Your Soul!! " Satan   replied.

  "my soul!!!   "

      YOUR SOUL!

Well,   I think I will deal with my pounding   headache    and my upset stomach   and keep my soul   thank you very much " was Billy's   Response.

And with that Satan   vanished in a whisp of smoke   very upset.

Now whenever Billy   tells this story   people look at him   first in consolement   then in disbelief   then in sheer amusement

[Eldoran Nobleheart]

one day while in Skyshrine Khavi,   Suni,   Votive   , and I were fighting   a mob when out of nowhere   we were all standing in SRO   apparently this druid   in our group ported us there on accident     .