Twas the night before Winter's Viel

[Kieranna]

I did not write it, just found it :cP

'Twas the night before Winter’s Viel, close and far

Not a creature was killing, not even in Orgrimmar;

The lights were hung by the bank with care,

In hopes that Greatfather Winter soon would be there;

The tauren were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of punting gnomes still in their heads;

We left Hellfire all to cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out at the gates there arose such a clatter,

Orc’s sprang from the cots to see what’s the matter.

Away to the gate, they mounted in a flash,

In hopes there could be a mid-night smash.

Grabbing their Axes and racing with their steeds,

Hopefully the alliance have came to bleed,

When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,

But a army of knights, on little tiny reindeer,

With a little old Gnome, so lively and slick,

I knew in a moment their slaughter would be quick.

More rapid than most aspects of Hawks,

We whistled, and shouted, called them names and mocked;

"Now, Elf! now, Dwarf! now, Human and Gnome!

Come one! Come all! You all shall be placed in your tomb!

To the top of the bunkers! To the top of the walls!

Now Archer fire away! Fire away! Kill them all!"

As dry leaves they knew they might die,

When they meet with an obstacle, they mount to the sky,

So up to Outlands, to Shattrath they flew,

With the sleigh full of lewt that they ninja’d from you!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Down the chimney Greatfather Winter came with a bound.

He was dressed all epics, from his head to his toes,

His clothes were all tarnished with knifes that we throw;

A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a boss and just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His trollish little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

but he’s a drawf and I knew he’d be slow;

So they took a pipe smacked him in the head,

“Why did you do that?” , the angry Thrall said;

He woke right away and rolled onto his little round belly,

The shock, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old drawf,

We laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the trees; even though we were such jerks,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up to the skies he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his raid gave a warning,

And away they all flew because it was soon almost morning..

But I heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to WOW, and to all a good-night."

[muru]

Merry Christmas, Crusherz!!

[Molox]

Marry Christmas and happy whatever you beleave in!

[Nawt]

Merry Christmas Clan. May peace and joy fill your hearts today as you hold those things that are dear.

[Kieranna]

Merry Christmas Clan. May peace and joy fill your hearts today as you hold those things that are dear.

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe holidy!