Kalea Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Between today and September 26, I'm accepting entries here for a limerick contest. We'll have the guild vote on the entries on the 27th and 28th and the winner will receive 20 gold out of my pocket. Knock yourselves out, but be nice and keep it clean, please. Example: We all know a cow named Kalea Who is quick and happy to greet ya. When she drinks Kungaloosh She falls down with a WHOOSH! That is our Mother Kalea. Yeah, I know it's bad, but it's an example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurg Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Nice and clean? You're really pigeonholing me here! Off the top of my head: The best thing about being an orc is I don't need to eat with a fork unlike troll or cow I'm always ready to chow and use an axe to hack pieces of pork. Hey I just woke up, give me a break! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baracko Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Loot, Loot, How I love my Loot Honestly, did you really need those boots? I'm going to roll need! Feel free; roll greed... Your shinies are mine; discussion is moot. ;p (probably not a proper limerick, but meh!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martok Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Loot, Loot, How I love my LootHonestly, did you really need those boots? I'm going to roll need! Feel free; roll greed... Your shinies are mine; discussion is moot. ;p (probably not a proper limerick, but meh!) I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieranna Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Bal'a dash, I am Kieranna the Hunter My kill shots echo like thunder. With a command to my pet And my ammunition all set Enemies are sure to surrender! *blush* Hope you all likes...I know it's not very good hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalea Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 *gives you all a big hug for participating* These don't have to be about you personally. I just used myself in the example. They can be about anything or anyone in Azeroth. I love to see the creative side of my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orcala Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) I got a problem okay? It happens near and far away also in the afternoon and underneath the moon! The doc says they call it afk. Edited September 22, 2009 by Orcala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kailand Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) Here is my entry... not entirely happy with it, but since the deadline is here: There were evil Gnomes from Bal'Zern, for whom death was a real concern. So they ditched their bodies, morphed their souls to scrunchies, and so to them all, you must burn! Edited September 26, 2009 by Kailand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasena Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (edited) Here is my entry... not entirely happy with it, but since the deadline is here:There were evil Gnomes from Bal'Zern, for whom death was a real concern. So they ditched their bodies, morphed their souls to scrunchies, and so to them all, you must burn! omg that is awesome lol! Edit: GAH! Did it again posted by Kier Edited September 27, 2009 by Jasena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalea Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 The deadline is past, so it's time to declare a winner. I'm choosing to declare it a tie between Kailand and Baracko. You both made me laugh out loud when I read your entries. Than you all for participating! As as we close this chapter, I leave you with a song to Uglutz that should be sung to the tune of "The Eyes of Texas". The Eye of Uglutz is upon you Thoughout the entire raid. The Eye of Uglutz is upon you To jump on your mistakes. Do not think you can escape it, As he scornfully calls your name. If the Eye of Uglutz is upon you, Hang your head in shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baracko Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 RAWR! *bonks Kailand* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenojin Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 uglutz im still waiting for yours.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muato Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) I know it's late...but I have two entries, just for fun. This first one, I know Kalea will appreciate. There's a back-story, so ask her if you want a good laugh! There once was a cult that ate puppies. Those Druids partake were unlucky. For Kalea was stout, her mace hit like a house, So now they think puppies are yucky. This one is more for the Arena teams a bunch of us used to play on when were running arena: Male Tauren, Undead, and a woman, they played on the battlegroup 'Ruin'. Our 3-man could beat, any team NOT elite, 'Tools with Staves'! They nay saw us coming! I might have another one in a bit...so don't lock the thread yet! -Mu Edited September 29, 2009 by Muato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalea Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 *thumps Muato's nose for even THINKING about eating puppies while trying to keep a straight face* Very nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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