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Wobbly News

When the goblins fled their safe home island after Deathwing appeared many many many took the opportunity to start up a biznuss and a nice 401k program for themselves and anyone else they could think of that would put them as their beneficiary upon death. A few though wanted a different form of payback… .led by Wurgle these goblins are planning to bring their form of retirement to the enemies of the Horde and well… anyone who takes them lightly for their stature and sense of humor..

This section Of Skullcrushin’Times will have news from The Wobbly Goblins guild which is our sister guild within Argent Dawn and for the heavier Roleplaying of a Goblin. While there are goblins within the Clan… the Wobbly Goblins were planned out as a separate goblin only guild before the expansion and may become a good area for some cross guild challenges etc as time progresses. Our Teamspeak has both our guilds in action and members should chime in to use it. Even if to lurk you can learn a lot listening to Raid and Battleground orders.

Uggie’s New Pad

Rumors abound about uncle Uglutz has picked up a new pad after his private hovel was turned into a lava pit during the cataclysm. No one is q uite sure of its location but a photowas left at the Skullcrushin’Times office showing what looks to be the Peetub that Uglutz tends to borrow from Elder Kalea q uite often like a security blanket. Seems to be the style of the ex-founder Chieftan with muck and mire aplenty. A bit of work might be needed on the roof, unless that is his shower source. We here attempted to get a comment from the old cuss and well… you can guess the response we did get. Uglutz does like his privacy away from the Raids and all the new lil orclings and calfs that are springing up lately.

Me nub blahhin bout dis und Me nub kan see why latz need tu be botherin da Uglutz bout dis mattah. If ya skribbulz paypa gud fur anyting den it betta be fur whipin my ass aftah a gud meal. Und if ya don’t stop followin me wit deese q uestchuns den ya gunna find dat latz be da dinner fur da Uglutz!!! *%$@#* off!!

-Uglutz

Kookie Korner

SNICKERDOODLES

• 1/2 cup butter or margarine, softened
  
• 1/2 cup shortening
  
• 1 1/2 cups sugar
  
• 2 eggs (Plainstrider eggs preferred)
  
• 2 1/4 cups flour
  
• 2 teaspoons cream of tartar
  
• 1 teaspoon soda
  
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
  
• 2 tablespoons sugar
  
• 2 teaspoons cinnamon
  

Heat oven to 400 degrees. Mix butter, shortenin, sugar & eggs. Blend in flour, cream of tartar, soda & salt. Shape dough by rounded teaspoon fuls into balls. Mix 2 tablespoons sugar and the cinnamon. Roll balls in mixture. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheet. Bake 8 to 10 minutes Immediately remove from baking sheet.