Campfires, Scrunchies & Stuff

[Balandar]

Wobbly News

Da Goblins are gearing up after their first runs in rated battlegrounds went… .well quite quick the wrong way… sigh.

Uggies Rant

What upsets Uggie? Lots As the years have gone on the most irritating thing to the Ancient one is … .

“GET THE ###### OUT OF FIRE!!!! Why u sword wielding spell castiing putzes just stand in one of the most destructive elements is beyond stupid!! Wake up and smell your feet and ass burning because as a healer in support… we HEAL THE TANKS PRIMARILY or we all die… U GOTZ TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!! WAKE UP!!!! After learnin’ your part in da Raid or dungeon it boggles my mind that so many players die to ground fire damage. If your camera angle doesn’t show it well enough… CHANGE THE DAMN THING!!! Simple duz as Simple iz… STUPID!!!

-Uglutz

Peace be with U

At first one would read that title as Peace be with YOU… .but what it is really Peace be with UGLUTZ. Elders Kalea and Kailand have commissioned a clan wide contest. They who write the most calming and beautiful poems to Uglutz and who gathers the most PEACEBLOOM to adorn the Ancients new hovel will be recognized and awarded prizes. This is a voluntary contest and it may seem easy and without challenge much… if the goals of the Elders fails and the cold hard skin of the Ancient Shamen is not cleansed of some curse he carries… the backlash may be more frightful than seeing Smedlock’s undies after those days against Baron Geddon in Molton Core years ago. “smedlock is the bomb… ..Smedlock is the bomb… ..smedlock is the bomb… .followed by Oh ######. The following is what transpired last month after Elders Kalea and Kail and visited Uglutz at his hovel

Sitting around the outlands campfire Kalea and Kailand commented at the anger that Uglutz has had and how it has never been so heated and viscious. Ocala prowls into camp and states she was following Uglutz and heard him muttering about how he was cursed and needing herbs and she could only hear peacebloom. Kailand in full belly chuckle rolls to the ground imagining that old cuss having to deal with Peaceblooms. Kalea bonks Kailand on the head and states that perhaps the Ancient is just a tourtured soul that is just misunderstood. The beauty of the earth mother along with some poems should be able to melt that fridgid extierior of his and remove whatever curse there be at work. Gliding into the area Chieftan Morgh is filled in about their plan and agrees that there should be some rewards for assisting an ancient in peril. Loot whore Junior Orcala’s ears perk up and just as fast she is gone to begin harvesting.

Kookie Korner

Black Midnight Cake

• 2 ¼ cups of flour
  
• 1 2/3rd cups of sugar
  
• 2/3rd cup of cocoa
  
• 2 eggs (Plainstrider eggs preferred)
  
• 1 ¼teaspoon soda
  
• 1 teaspoon salt
  
• ¾ cup shortening
  
• 1 ¼ cups water
  
• 1 teaspoons vanilla
  

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients together. Blend at low speed fur half a minute den tre minutes ludicrious speed Grease a pan 13x9x2 Pour mixture into da pan Put in da hot oven Furtyfiv minutes or until you poke your fingur in and it not sq uishy inside no more. Use Vanilla Peacebloom frosting.