Steel DarKnight Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Not to make light of a bad situation, but, I did find this somewhat humorous and sadly true to form. US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in? Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on much you need. Turkey: 6 Plat. US: WTF?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard…no frikking way. Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC... US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering. Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in. But only if I can get a majority share of loot Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER, man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep. US: Cool, thx. Italy: Me 2 Chile: I'm in. US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile. Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some RP's. US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US macro, ok? France: Hey all, what's up? US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq. France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto. US: WTF? Alliance Veto? France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any Alliance raid event. Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go... France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this. Bulgaria: ,,!,, Germany: I don't really want to go either. US: ... France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq. US: What about you, Russia. Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool. US: Jeezus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids. Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out. US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid. France: Doesn't matter. I say no. Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me. Spain: Oops. MT. France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely. Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining. France: ..!.. US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in? China: *shrug* Don't feel like it. US: Ok... North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge. /duel decline North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u" You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going. North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage" You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. STFU, okay? I'm busy North Korea taunts you. /ignore North Korea. US: How come you're not coming, Germany? Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore. You tell Germany: Bulls***, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again. Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!! You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you. Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway. France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance. Spain tells you: Whoop-de-s***, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go anyways. US: France, WTF is ur problem? France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason to go in. US: Ok, how long it gonna take them? France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly. US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then. France: I may veto anyway. US: Yeah, whatever. /tell Spain yeah, may have to. He's a dips***. United Kingdom tells you: Dude, I'm in... where u want me? I got stealths watching the Iraq Mile Gates. Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in. You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT? Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing, now. US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ange Sans Ailes Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Christ.. that's funny.. Ya gotta stop letting me read these things at work.. hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elathiel Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Holy friggin crap that was funny! Thanks a TON for sharing that Steel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 That was hilarious. Funny thing is now that I'm back into DAoC a bit, it all makes sense too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.