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Owned by Dark Jedi Master


Martok

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Poor Kimpek the Wookie crafter was on a lonely journey to his harvesters deep in the woods. Low and behold, he comes across a Dark Jedi Master!!!

What is a Wookie to do? ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR! Then I was one shotted for 1920 points!

Ok, so what is a Wookie now to do? Get a friend to KILL the Jedi master! Wolf (Kyllian) was on! Well, needless to say the Jedi Master survived!

I think I got a screenshot too that I'll post!

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Kyllian the not so master Scout crawls on his belly through the long grass. His Wookie friend pretending to be a local farm animal to avoid detection, points towards the sisnister Dark Jedi Master.

Drunk on Gnort juice, Kyllian pulls his blaster pistol from its holster and aims at the Dark one.

With a flourish he lets go a volley of laser blasts. The Dark Jedi Master laughs and calmly walks over to where our hero lies face down in the grass.

He pokes Kyllian in the head for 2060 points of damage killing our hero instantly :no:

As Kyllian awakes at the local cloning station he thinks to himself.... I got to get me one of those!!!!! :cry:

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All Jedi are to be hunted and killed per the doctrine of Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader. It does not matter whether they are dark Jedi or not.

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