Best post of all time!!!

[Martok]

Here is the best post I have ever read on the SWG forums......

A very tired Omni Syndicate dreamed of the day when we would be able to buy our own starships.  After much debate, we decided that we would save up for our "dream" Star Destroyer, Special Edition.  In addition to the normal weapons of death and terror, our OmniSyn Star Destroyer would have:

1) Those really annoying xeon headlights...all...over...the...hull.  I we can't hit it with lasers, we can sure as hell blind it while tailgating.

2) Vanity plates.  Something scenic, like ewoks.  Dead...smoldering ewoks.

3) An obscene amount of racing stripes.  Nothing says hyperspace like tons of racing stripes!

4) Stickers on the windshield, particularly a large, blinking FEAR ME sticker on the main viewport.

5) A big useless airfin on the back of the thrusters.  You know, for chicks.

6) Bumper stickers:

a) My other ship is a Death Star

b) My son is an honor student at the Imperial Naval Academy

c) I brake for the Dark Side!

d) Don't like our driving? Call our 24-hr Cockpit!  (Ensign: Captain, a call on our toll free line. Captain: Are they in visual scanning range? Ensign: Yessir.  Captain: Fire.)

7) Hydraulics and a KICKING sound system. 

8) A horn that plays la cucaracha.  Doubles as a sonic weapon.

a) Also will need the dangly beady thingies to hang from the top of the viewport - along with the fuzzy dice.

9) Darth Vader bobblehead.

10) A HUGE "The Club" for when we're on shore leave. 

11) A handicap sticker so we can get all the good parking spots.

12) A big STUDENT DRIVER sign that we hang on the back.

13) Chromed thruster rims.

Oh, and give us time, there will be more.  Our Star Destroyer will be the hippest capital ship in the fleet!

[Wolf]

That's funny

[Kkatacuk]

Must have more funnies