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Character Name: Gaizer

Class: Monk

Race: Human

Level: 52

AA: 0

Alts that you would like in ML; name, class, race, lvl, aa (you must wait the 2 week period before any alt will be invited.) none

How did you hear about ML? and what is the main reason you wish to join? I asked in market channel if any guilds were recruiting, guy named Kaale responded and told me to apply for ML.

Former guilds: and why did you leave or why were you kicked out? Legion of the Iron Fist-- left because guildchat became inane and there was very little raiding.

General number of hours played per week: (hopefully alot because I am demanding) 10-ish

Tradeskills above 100: none

Unbuffed Resists (with best resist gear on)

Or preferably link your magelo profile link it its not hard

poison 48

magic 46

disease 28

fire 64

cold 52

Velious Factions (we are on dwarf/dragon faction)

ally thurg, amiable CoV

Bah forget it thats what they made Kael and thurgadin for....

Expansions that you have (kunark, velious, luclin, pop, loy): You should get them all LoY has an awesome map option and we dont want to have to babysit ya

all of the above

Do you have any keys: Seb, HS, etc If not they are easy to get so work on em.

no

Do you have any Pop flags?

no

What is the status of your epic? (not that there arent better items out there so we know they are a waste of time but the clicky rezzes are nice.)

have RotLC, stuck on pawbuster/betrayer pipes

Do you have an Enduring breath item? If not how the heck do you play?

no

What’s your alcohol tolerance skill (after meeting some of our members you might take up drinking)?

around 50

If you were a bowl of Jello, which flavor would it be and why? (Yes a psychological question because I want to know what Im getting into)

peanut butter: the abysmally low viscosity of such a concoction mirrors my stalwart steadfastness and love for peanut butter because it is yummy.

What’s better for punting, dwarfs, gnomes or halflings and why?

gnomes-- low surface area and volume yields a physics projectile equation which would produce the highest maximum of the three parabolics.

Why will your race come to rule norrath? If you think you picked wrong, which race will reign supreme and why?

humans already do :)

E-mail address: yasutsunax@hotmail.com

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Thank you for your app I enjoyed you Physics answer to the eternal debate of which race is best for punting. However, I did not see weight added as a factor to your theory for the third factor in your equation....

Seriously though please look us up in game and come hang out with us. How do you feel about Pulling? Is this an art you are acomplished at or will you say when asked to pull let the warrior pull thats what warriors are called tanks for? :D Sorry someone actually said that to my warrior... :D Have to ask.

Oh and whats wrong with Inane chatter? Define inane please :D Because we have some seriously odd people in our guild and I would even go so far as to say Insane (hugely different from Inane I know)

P.S. Its the holidays I am having fun please forgive my sarcasm and attempt at humor as I am in a playful mood.

:sits back and tries to think of when he doesnt act like this...

then decides its not worth it and looks around for something to Nuke :)

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Peanut Butter Jello???

Gnomes being low surface area is true (and Sub-surface area too) but that block of Mud on top they call a head just has NO aerodynamic qualities whatsoever.

I usually choose gnomes just cause they are.......... Gnomes.

But then, as a Dwarf, I AM biased........

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synthania-- i can pull, tank, chain cast, mez, whatever needs doin. Seriously. People KEI me and expect me to do something with it.

inane chatter-- LotIF made me feel like i was fraternizing with 10 year olds.

physics-- perhaps this is why i'm doing terribly in AP physics this year :)

also, it's good to hear that there's no required playing time, because my actual times are kinda sketchy. Just need a good group of fellows to raid with.

-gaiz

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