Zieg Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 *coughs a bit as he reads a tome* Ug pushdug Orcz now Gruk! Ziz Ish My Stik *shows the powerful Warlock staff* Me klomp with majuk andz willzie devoursh da flat. *glurk's muscle hangs from his mouth havening finally let go of the scardie orc* latz Lurnun likzie neber bevor forsh ish beshin sshauteringsh Oomies and Elvzies but nomes and dorvs to liddal and weak to inslabe Dabu. *has them all where he wants them bullz and orcz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glok'tur Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 (edited) SI! Dedhedz am ebil!!! EBIL! Me nub gruk dem wuz su smurt, doh. >:L That's mighty impressive orcish, for an undead with decaying lips. You speak just like the undead on Catskills, UO. For the most part, atleast. Edited March 1, 2004 by Glok'tur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 1, 2004 Author Share Posted March 1, 2004 o.o im a fast learner but are you calling me evil? (can't understand half of the things u said) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 (can't understand half of the things u said) I thought you said you were a fast learner? And yes,he cald you evil.....because you are!! MOJO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 1, 2004 Author Share Posted March 1, 2004 *growls* Me Klomp tu wit diz *pulls out a stik to beat the orcz* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martok Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Lat blah guud! But lat dedie stel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hothgorn TheBlack Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Martok, I have no idea what you've said....but that was hilarious.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 *vradish does a backstap,and again.....he takes his cigarette lighter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glok'tur Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 LoL! I said "See! Deddies are evil! I didn't think they were so smart, though." Martok said, "You speak well, But you're a deddie still!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 Me Clomp Smelly orcz *grabs his staff and pulls gandolf using his powers to paralyze Vradish* NOW Feel MY WRATH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glok'tur Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Diz dedhed shur spend lut ub tyme heer, me tink im unli luuk tuff! Fleshy un da ensyde! *Pokes him* YUB! FLESHY! Har, juz lyke-r pinkeez! *a hunk of skin falls of the undead, releasing a foul stench* SKAH! Dat nubhosh, dedhedz nub strung... dem fawl apard! har har! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 *vradish avoids the paralyzing spell and looks in his pocket...* Meeb flamtrower! >:L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 *glares at Gluk'Tor and grabs the piece of his body that fell off and sews it back on* HEAR ME ORCZ LAT TIME OF RECONING HASH COME!! *gragh* *pulls out ancient Stik from ancient times and runs at the orcz wit h the tip of it on fire to scare them off* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 *vradish blows to the stik,woooof,Zieg loses his arms* Har Har,lat bonez am even nub strung! Lat cun't do aniting tu uruks! *Vradish smashes the arms of the dead one and takes the stik* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 *the stench of his rotting body fills the air a gust of wind passes blowing against him towards the orcz the poisoness gas will surely do alot of harm to them for they will loose their scence of smell mahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 *vradish laughs at the dead one* Me neber hav smel!! Btw me waz uzed tu lat smel befur! *trows a can of sulphuric acid to the body* ROT......ROT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glok'tur Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 *lifts arm, smells armpit* Nub, me smel werz. Har! >:L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 *doesn't feel anything and continues marching towards the orcz his stench carried parasites so the orcs would get sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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