Zieg Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Pushes Vradish into some bull poo* ohh me sowwy vradish *snickers* me no see u since me big strong orc!!* *had move from the peace treaty out here cause we got in trouble* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 *grabs zieg into the poo* Skahh! Me nub see tu,me am tu a big strung uruk! Stupid deddie! *begins to poo on the creature* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 *grabs Vradish' war helmet and shoves a horn up his rear* arrghh that ting could kill 10000 soldiers but not me! *enchants upon his helmet making the horns glow becoming hotter burning the green orc insides* and gets out of the way* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balandar Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 A large orc wanders by the fire pit. "Skah!! Vradish!", Grulg shouts, "Lat hab tu kleen owt da ghassh pit nuw. Agh den lat kleen owt me bagronk!" Grulg walks off towards Uglutz's tent grumbling to himself about young orcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 *stands up* you a slave to Great Balander? har de har! Me Strung. Unlike weakling uruk Vradish* pushes him getting ready for another good fight this time no bull droppings involved but first he runs off to clean himself up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 *pushes zieg out of the way* Skahh!ut am his fault! *slowly trows the poo out of the fire pit* Stupid deddie..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 *swims around in the hot springs of the fire pit* Mahahaha Stupid uruk Vradish he brainless. He belive brute force will shatter the shields of his enemies. He acts to much like the uruks of old when the invasion first began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 *begins to drown zieg* Me am strunger tan stupid lat! Lat was deddie ash,nuw an uruk,nub tat strung yet!! *takes zieg out of the water* Me gav lat ash warning! *slowly walks away from the fire pit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 *growls in rage as a spark of old orcish fire rages through him for he was the orc shaman who fought against the burning legion, he connects with them demonic powers and sends a large fireball towards the back of Vradish he may not have his physical strengths back but he has his shamanistic/warlockian powers back* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graknor Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 *charges in wielding a giant trunk of a tree* Graknor CLOMP LAT fur da dree'd time! *runs in and faceplants the dedite with his weapon* For da HORDE! ~Graknor Spinecrusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 For DA HORD!!! *jumps in the tree,zieg's fireball passes* HARDEHAR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 12, 2004 Author Share Posted March 12, 2004 *ducks down into the hotspring for the tree is on fire from the left side? where vradish is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 *jumps out of the tree,in the hotsprings,on the head of zieg* Sury zieg,dit nub see lat.... *Zieg is drowning while the strong orc vradish sits on his head* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 12, 2004 Author Share Posted March 12, 2004 *is glad he is immune to his own elements then grabs vradish'legs and pulls him deeper into the deep hot spring, then causes lightening to fall from the sky on both him and vradish are electricuted critically* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 *vradish is imune to lightning(skill)* Stupit deddie!! *while zieg is dieing,vradish begins to eat a banana* HARDEHAR!! Guud banana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 12, 2004 Author Share Posted March 12, 2004 Is immune to elements.. *he uses the powersof windshooting himself up into the air where the air of thick going to make vradish pass out from thelack of air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 *grabs Vradish' war helmet and shoves a horn up his rear* arrghh that ting could kill 10000 soldiers but not me! *enchants upon his helmet making the horns glow becoming hotter burning the green orc insides* and gets out of the way* *takes the war helmet out of his ####* Stupit deddie,me nub lik lat..... Tat am wy me couldn't poop.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 12, 2004 Author Share Posted March 12, 2004 pff only smart uruk would learn sooner u shouldbe exploding soon fromthat cumbusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Me was puking da hol time.. Stupid deddie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graknor Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 *SMASH* Tupid deddie furgut Graknor! Rah ha har! -Graknor Spinecrusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Me cun clomp deddie alone.... But dabu mi frend... Now me clomp liddul week deddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 *he gets up after behing hit by the bull he slowly rises then flares up some mana launching a ball of fire towards the trees setting them on fire soon he creats a ball of lightening sending it towards the bull and orc for their armor and weapons would be like lightening rods* rraarrrghhh me no ezy to clomp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vradish Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 *jumps in the hotsprings,the fireball misses and vradish is filled with bloodlust* HOOOOOOWAAAAAAAA!!!! *Begins to stomp a spiritual dance on the broken grounds of wow* *vradish storms to the weak creature with blood in his mounth* Fuk ub tupid deddie,... Nobodi wul blah me wut tu do!!! Me wull clomp lattttttttt!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graknor Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Me hab leter armur agh a tree stump...me nub lite rud. *exits and lets Vradish have all the fun* -Graknor Spinecrusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zieg Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 You think your blood lust can help you? *smirks he gave him the blood lust he takes it away making vradish turn back into a weak orc he then charges towards vradish and locks hands against the stupid uruk not allowing him to go any further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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