Sevarian Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring Not even a mouse. ”Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart- Ate his mousey intestines and chewed up his heart. Kitty thought he heard sleighbells, which made him take pause- He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws. ”Must be Santa, “ thought Kitty. (That quite clever cat) ’Cuz nobody else climbs down the chimney like that. Indeed it was ol’ Santa, so jolly and fat With a huge load of presents And all for the cat!. ”Wow, the best Christmas ever!” Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nadjia rhazzka Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 *falls off her chair laughing* Brilliant!! /cheer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelnica Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Outstanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 fear the hairball of DOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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