Judius Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 (edited) Greetins to ye, hello, and in your most admirable of languages- a truly hearfelt Ug! I'll be tellin' it to ye simply, greenskins- before this here ship o' hardies, I been killin', stealin' (and once stolen!), lootin', plunderin', what have ye, under thar ever watchfuls o' the contract. Mercenary, Pirate, Swashbuckler, Thief, Rogue- whatever it be that ye be callin' ol' Judius- ye'd best not be mistaken my past for lack o' honor! I come to cross sails with one o' ye own, the Voodoo worker Marjaan. He been showin' me somethin' fierce o' honor- summin bein' o' high importance te yers most truly. Bein' in the market (I really should nae be puttin' in that way, I's not workin for the contract neh longer, not after what I been through of late), I decided to look furdder into thar Skullcrusher- what, the lad was wearin the symbol like a badge o' honor fresh stolen from admiral Proudmoore's rotten bones! Har! One thing led to a great sea o' things, all o' which I be happy to jabber on in time, and I was accepted into yer ranks- a contract killer, theif, rogue- what have ye once more- no more. I hereby, and thenby, pledge meself to somethin' greater, somethin fierce o' loyalty, honor, and respect. Now, It has come to me attentions, that some o' you Greenskins might be takin some issue o' fierceness with thar fact that me bones is crackin, and that me flesh is fallen off in piece (which make fer wonderful times when tossed at them lowlife elves... would groom themselves fer hours afterword... would- if not fer me blades!). Well, this I can be understandin. That bein spoken on, I feel I must be tellin you- I've more than a bit o' an axe te be grindin' with that scurvy wench Sylvanas. I'd be lyin' iffn I told ye that I didn't "wake up" in thar same crypt as nigh every other rotten sack o' bones, but I manage that I'd as well be lyin' to ye that I've ever held any manner o' loyalty - outside o de increasingly common forced alliances- to me bag o' bones bretheren- at least none o' dem o' consequence. Know dis- Judius be at your beck and call- he been waitin' since his days o' life aboard his sorely missed ship to find sumtin true like dis. Thieves Honor! Edited August 7, 2005 by Judius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volonazra Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Ug Judius, Hail uz suun an wez blah more about yuur intenshunz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjaan Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 G'ud ta have ya in da tribe, mon! I lu'kkin' fo'ward ta clompin' dun'jins an' such wit' ya! ~Marjaan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoach Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 *salutes* Thieves' honor, deadie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muru Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Rrararargh der Judius!! Mor klomperz fer humiez klompin' mek Muru a happee ork!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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