Balandar Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I know people who use this theory. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull###### and Ass kissing that will put you over the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martok Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 You are such a geek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeynn Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 (edited) You are such a geek <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG! *cough* umm.. I don't think you're a geek Bal Edited September 9, 2005 by Jadeynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balandar Posted September 9, 2005 Author Share Posted September 9, 2005 Geek = 28%. So nope, not a geek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altarial Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Haha, I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volonazra Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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