Class Comparison

[Annubiss]

Pulled from The Beastlords Den (which had pulled it from EQHunter):

How would you eat a Reese's...

Bards: A bard will run around the room in a circle very fast, shouting "la la la" at the top of his lungs. Then he will trip over something and become silent for a moment, only to resume his antics once again. Then the sugar high will wear off. Unfortunately, his down-time will be minimal and soon he will be right back where he started.

Beastlords: A beastlord will go off in the corner and sit by himself, then quickly devour the Reese's Cup whole, all the while glancing around nervously and growling.

Berserkers: A berserker will grab a fork and repeatedly stab the Reese's Cup until it is nothing more than a dark spot on the table, then continue pounding on it until the tines of the fork get bent. Only then will he scrape up the food with the mangled piece of silverware, and swallow the fork.

Clerics: A cleric will horde a large supply of Reese's cups and give them one at a time to the warrior, ignoring the other people's hungry looks.

Druids: Reese's Cups are not part of a druid's balanced diet.

Enchanters: An enchanter will leave her Reese's Cup sitting on the table while she goes to get more for the cleric, trusting that no one will take it. However, no enchanter has ever actually eaten a Reese's Cup because there is always a warrior around to snatch it up.

Magicians: A magician will repeatedly order the Reese's Cup to jump into her mouth of its own accord. When this fails she will start ordering other people in the vicinity to feed her the Reese's Cup. If this fails too then the magician will take the candy and give it to her pet.

Monks: A monk will play hacky-sack with the Reese's cup for a while, then kick it up high and try to catch it in his mouth. If he misses then he will swiftly drop to the ground in an attempt to bite the candy before it lands.

Necromancers: A necromancer will draw a skull and crossbones on it and walk around rubbing chocolate on other people's faces. Then he will insist that those people are now "cursed with the mark of evil" and each must buy back their soul for twenty dollars, or whatever is in that person's wallet. When the people just go wash off the chocolate in the bathroom he will act dejected and go off to play by himself.

Paladins: A paladin will ask everyone else around if they want the last Reese's cup. If no one wants it then the paladin will set the candy aside for someone who does.

Rangers: LOADING... PLEASE WAIT.

Rogues: A rogue will sneak up behind someone else's Reese's Cup and poke her finger through it. Then she will ask that person to "taunt" the candy so it isn't "mad at me" before she eats it.

Shadowknights: A shadowknight will slap the Reese's Cup flat, then gnaw on his own hand.

Shamans: A shaman will see how many Reese's Cups she can balance in a stack before it falls over. Then she will distribute the candies evenly to everyone.

Warriors: A warrior will cram every Reese's cup he can find into his mouth, not caring how much of a mess he makes.

Wizards: A wizard will burn the whole bag of Reese's Cups with a propane welding device. Then he will put the ashes in an incinerator. Then he will put the incinerator in another incinerator. Then he will incinerate that incinerator with the welding torch. Then he will set off some fireworks, and maybe explode someone's mailbox just for fun.

[Altarial]

Haha I like it