A few existential questions

[Eisaac]

Some are plain stupid (but funny) the others make you think...

- Why do cartoons, that don't usually wear clothes (Bugs Bunny, for instance) wear a towel when they come out of the shower?

- Why do we wash bath towels? Don't we use them when we're clean?

- Who was the first man who looked at a cow and said he's going to drink what comes out from between her legs?

- If there's a spelling mistake in the dictionary, will anyone know?

- If you're expecting the unexpected, does this make the unexpected expected?

- Why is the vanilla ice cream white but the essence is brown?

- Why do we press the remote buttons harder when the batteries are weak? trying to 'juice' some more electricity?

- Why when you're dialling a wrong number you always get an answer?

- How do you write zero in roman? IIIIIX?

- If a store is open 24-7, 365 days a year, why does it still have a lock on the door?

- One picture is worth a thousand words. How much does a picture of a thousand words worth?

- Every single country have a national debt... who do they all owe to?

- If nothing sticks to teflon, how is it attached to the frying pan?

- If a rabbit's foot is lucky, how comes it didn't help the rabbit?

- If you want to fail something on purpose and end up succeeding, then what the hell happened?!?

- If there's New Zealand, where was the old one?

- Isn't it ironic that if you want to buy alcohol and they don't believe you're old enough, you show your driver license?

- Why does the sun make the hair brighter but the skin darker?

- How come Tarzan is beardless?

- Do you think it's a coincidece that your pointing finger is exactly the same size as your nostril?