Me wentz huntin

[Trademaster]

So dere I wuz just fishun, catchin de deviant fishez fer da majuk foodz. And den wut do me heer but de call from Luthiann fer to clomp dem boars an lern dem to stay owt o da Barrens. So me put me pole away and stomp ober to de bank in de ratchet, me heer dat deres' dis guy dere dat gruks dis trick to get de blue tubers which iz hard ta get an stuff. Sumetin wit a gopher an a stick, me gruk bedder dan to ask tu much. After da blah wit da gobbie Me got me stick an me gopherz and me stomp to da big cave where dem boars iz an find Luthiann. Me find dem and dey already hab de boars on de run.

Deres a deddie klomp'r leadin uz trough de caves and leadin da clompin. Dere wuz only un time weh me took da liddle dirt nap, but Luthiann uz de maguk an me wayke ub. Den we been deep in da cave and the boars dey be hidin in de corners an den before uz cud gruk, deres tehn o da bars all clompin on uz. We wuz clompin back doh, and by de end, all da boars wuz flat. Uz look and we iz glad dere be none uv uz be sleebin. Den we stomp farder in an den we see dese batz and we clomp dem.

An den, we find dis liddle gobbie dere an he been a prisoner for milliun evers. But he askz uz to help him find da way owt. Well uz talk abowt it and decide dat even doh he be but a gobbie dat he been nice and uz cud helb himz leab. He gruk dis secret way outta da cave so uz go wit himz an we clomp lotz o da boars. Big boars, and deddie boars and eberyting. Den uz get to da spot where uz got to climb da brambels. An den dat liddle gobbie he gib me dis ring, dat makez me smartz. Gud ting tu 'cause me fergot to get da tubers.

So den, I tayk owt da crayt wit da gopherz and da stick and I wiggle da stick ober to gopher and he go tu find da tubers. Me glad dat dere's nubin else mez gotta du wit da gopher. But me findz da tuberz an den me runz back to da liddle gobbie dat wanted dem, and he gib me dis bag o gemz. I got dis maguk wand ting dat trows da spellz gud and den me got dis box tu. Me trow da box on da ground hard but da box dunt break. Me iz not stong enuf tu opn dat, but me will findz sumebuddy to break dat open fer me soon.

Me wantz to tank Luthiann fer askun me to helb, and de udders (yuu gruk yuuz) dat helb me tu find da cave.

Dabu Latz, me reddy fer more cave clompin, just blah an me be dere.

Edited January 3, 2006 by Trademaster

[Rhoach]

*grins* Ah, I remember my days 'a gopher tamin'... brings back good memories.