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Martok

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  1. I can see Stan doing this. he has mailed me packages attention: martok before
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    New Captain

    Nice first try! The quality of your vids will only get better! Just compare Wolf's first graphic designs to the current ones I saved a few of his old ones .... too bad he would go crazy if I posted some of them
  3. Grulg needs to test his new video software on this event and post to the site!
  4. So much for playing Friday night. Cosmos hates me!!!! Downloaded new update, but I must be doing something wrong. So I uninstalled cosmos and I still can't run WoW. Damn errors. Soon as Grulg answers his phone and guides me through this, I'll be back in game! *yells for Grulg to wake up*
  5. Good to hear from you CHIOP!!! I rarely play UO these days, as I play WoW now. There are still a few old timers around that could let you know whats going on in game. All I know is that with all of the recent changes I can barely kill an ettin now
  6. I might have junked the works up. Sent mine yesterday, and forgot to zip it. 4mb is clogging up your email works I am sure.
  7. Nicely done. I have actually started re-writing some of the clan history to have more details of such things as : Why we do not allow undead in (specifics) and why we are no longer an orc only guild. I also want to include "clan heros" into the story.
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    PvP?

    I'm all for some pvp. I'm more looking forward to the battlegrounds though.....somewhat similar to daoc pvp which i loved.
  9. Swoop is a decent name to me I remember a childhood cartoon favorite of mine had a character named Swoop Transformers baby! Can't fight city hall though. Just send em some names before they stick you with one you really hate.
  10. Posted by Drakain of the Garona server: Well, despite my best efforts, I have failed in my attempt to strike fear in the infindels of the Human alliance. Though, in all fairness, I cannot be held entirely responsible. As with most failures, the reasons were manifold. First, I will outline basically the approach I had so that any others who have a similar plan may learn from my mistakes. Included will be a list of faulty assumptions as well a brief outline of suppliers. Faulty Assumptions 1) Humans are not as stupid as previously thought. Contrary to all the evidence that states otherwise, I have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that Humans IQ is above that of a peanut. I refer you to the study, "A peanut is smarter than a human" By Nightviper. My initial hope was just to waltz into human city under the pretext that I was not undead, but merely "Goth". While I did fool a good number of the more verbal humans, the guards were not. Indeed, I beginning to suspect that the gibberish that the humans spout off may actually be some kind of rudimentary communication, like what chimpanzees do when they throw poop at each other. The guards proved to be... a challenging obsticle. I'd like to point out while a peanut would clearly not see through my clever ruse, the humans did. This in and of itself suggests the invalidity of Nightviper's theory. Ultimately, I made it through to my destination, mostly by pretending I was dead, more so then I actually am. And by pretending I mean actually dying. Once I finally made it to the the deeptram I was disappointed to see that my plan would not result in the wholesale destruction of alliance members. There was hardly anyone there! Nonetheless, the intrisinc benefits of actually destroy the tram demanded that I go through with my plan, though there would be little to no blood spray involved to reward my efforts. Let me make a brief aside here to make an observation about Venture Company's animal resources divisions. I had explicitly asked for SHARKS with LASER SITES mounted on their heads and NAPALM FILLED MOUTHS for this particular enterprise. Instead, I got one old Opossum with a ping pong paddle and a beanie. I hope in this report some goblin representive will note that they have lost a customer and that I will NEVER recommend them to any other evil masterminds such as myself. Aside from the logistic problems introduced by the fact that Opossums are, in fact, unable to breath underwater and therefore unable to survive once the tram has been flooded, but instead of viciously attacking people, they just play dead. Though I have to admit, the beanie was cute. My final, and most significant oversight, were the explosives themselves. I had verified myself they were quite potent my planting some samples in some treasure chests and watching some greedy dwarves be blown to smithereens. What I did not count on, however, was Tram Security. I foolishly assumed that all explosives substances would be carefully scrutinized and confiscated before I could actually board the tram. I was wrong. In anticipation to this problem I had hidden my 120 pounds of C-4 in several very large pumpkins. After convicning the the guard that I was, in fact, a human with a severe case of leperousy he asked if I had any fruits or vegetables. I thought that was strange. Here I was, a rotting corpse, with a sword, a firestone, a wand, with more than one device that would lead, one way or another, to a most unpleasant demise and 120 pounds of C-4 and he was asking me if I had an fruits or vegetables. I asked him why and he just said "The agricultural commision of the alliance has very strict regulations." To my dismay he confiscated my pumpkins. So, as you can see, the venture was an complete and utter failure. But we learned several important things - 1) Humans are probably smarter than peanuts. 2) They have very strict agricultural regulations. 3) Venture Company Animal Division is not a reliable source. What's worse, Apparantly I parked my horse illegally and when I got back to stormwind I had a 60 dollar ticket. Does anyone want to buy a Opossum? http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.a...p=1#post1251062
  11. The biggest factor in preventing the majority of the clan grouping together currently is the level difference. There is some really neat things the clan can do together as we reach 50+. Don't wait for Grulg, myself, or a chieftan to come up with an event or idea, this is your clan too. If you want a certain style event, post on forums, get feedback, see who's interested, have the event. The key to having a sucessful guild is to have each member taking initiative to be involved in the entire process. One good thing about this clan, is we are adaptive. We change and operate on the main basis of FUN first. Sit back and think of what your vision of the clan is. What do you want to see us accomplish? High level instance raids? Superior PvP? Then apply that to the current make up of the guild. Are are level requirements there to do it? Do we have enough members to do it? etc... Sorry for the strange and cryptic answer. Overall, don't wait for someone to initiate and event that you believe will be fun. Think up the event and organize it yourself and others will participate! >;]
  12. I'll be in business meetings most of this week. I'm out of town and my crappy laptop will most likely not run wow. Talk to you all when I get back! Hopefully before the weekend!
  13. These drop only? I have not seen any on AH or anything yet.
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    WoW Europe

    Not sure. Haven't heard anything yet. Hope so!
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    Maraudon Clomp

    Going to try for a Maraudon clomp tonight at about 9pm est time! The instance is 40+ See you there!
  16. Due to a crazy work schedule including afternoons and midnights this week, I might not be around until Thursday or so. Double shift today, maybe another double tomorrow. *sigh* See you then! -Uglutz
  17. We will be changing the name of the guild from Skullcrusher Orc Clan to either: The Skullcrusher Clan, or Clan Skullcrusher. The change in name is due to the roleplay stance of the guild. It is not fair to our troll and tauren brethren to be "subservient" to an orcish clan. The history of the clan will change slightly to award the proper respect to our trolls and tauren. We orginally had planned on being an orc only guild before release. That idea changed as release came closer and it was clear the game mechanics would be too restrictive for an all one race guild. Undead will still not be allowed into the clan at this time. In order to change the name of the clan, we have to start a completely new charter; which will require everyone to be removed from the current guild and added to the new one. In addition, please check out our rank page! The rank structure of the clan has changed as well. Tauren and Trolls are now eligable for all clan positions! Dabu!
  18. RAAARGH! Mur Vuduka'z! BUBHOSH!
  19. They just posted something about rest bonus on the warcraft.com forums..I'll try to look it up and post it. It wasn't anything to make me switch characters to max my bonus... I think a two level rest bonus max was the high.... I know when I was gone for the two weeks shortly after release, the rest bonus didn't seem to last long. Alts in guild: They are all welcome except the deddie alts!
  20. More for Uglutz to clomp!
  21. Thanks for posting your experience. I am sure with time and practice Hordecraft events will get better. The only thing you mention that suprises me is grouping like classes together. The most effective PvP groups in DAoC were well balanced groups that utilized the hit and run method. I'd like to try this with our own SoC groups.
  22. The following is a list of all official HordeCraft in-game channels and their useage policy. HordeCraft Partner Guilds should encourage their members to join and use these channels. Please only use channels for their intended purpose. People who constantly spam the channels or consistently mis-use channels will be removed. Please stay on topic and use these channels responsibly! HORDECRAFT CHANNEL LIST [HordeCraft] This channel is for general HordeCraft chat. [HordeCraftGroup] This channel is for people organizing groups, looking for groups or looking for people for their groups only. [HordeCraftDefense] This channel is for discussion of current Alliance raids. Use this channel to report sightings of Alliance PvP flagged players and large gatherings of Alliance players preparing for PvP. This channel should NOT be used to discuss HordeCraft raids. [HordeCraftTrade] This channel is for buying and selling items among HordeCraft players. Unfortunately shift+clicking [items] information into player created channels do not work, so you will have to /tell interested buyers and sellers item information.
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