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Quote from Lorraina, posted on Ouch.. Careful Lorriana.... The police are bound to catch on to you and your cannibalistic ways at some point. And congrats Wolf.. She's adorable.. And good luck on those sleepless nights.. I had 3 children all under the age of 5 living in my parents house when I was 13 (My brothers kids)... *has flashbacks of days gone by.. Runs screaming in terror*

Quote from Wolf, posted on It's all me!!:love: Uh oh... A girl with excessive body hair.... *shudders* Just kidding Wolf. I'm sure she's adorable. Congrats my man!

ROFLMAO!!!!! *boss hollars at him again* Hey Balt, next time you drive north like that, pick me up.. I can read and speak quite a bit of FRENCH (not Canadian). My family (last name is St. Pierre) is from France (the REAL french people) orginally, so a lot of people still speak and read it fluently. And Lan, name ONE CANDADIAN dish that's isn't an offshoot or slight modification of a French dish, and then I might believe you

Quote from Lan, posted on *gets ready to sing a song* Lan had a little plan to make the hair all go But when he asked to shave Wolf's butt, Wolf turned and said "HELL NO!" "You cannot do such things to me!" He growled and snarled without glee "But I can!" said little Lan "All you have to do is ask me!" A Yanni Top 10 hit for ya Lan.. MUWHAHAHAHAH!! My revenge for the sheep crack on the SB posts is complete!! And no offense to you Wolf.. I had to use your renouned hairiness to get back at him.....

Quote from Wolf, posted on Woot to that! I ammended the God Save the Queen bit.. You must have posted before my edit went through.. Been having conneciton problems . But as far as Alcholic beverages go, the mexicans got us both beat... Can't beat Tequila!

Quote from Wolf, posted on Eh Wolf? What's that you say, eh? You say Americans know nothing about Canada, eh? We know when your countries symbol is the maple leaf, you should draw it in detail so it's striking similarites to a pot leaf aren't noticed, eh? We know how to make a statement without turning it into a question, eh? We know if Canada ever attempted to invade the US they would be serverly underequipped, (thanks to Charlton[?] Heston and the NRA) especially if they crossed into Indiana or Ohio eh? And most importantly, we know one of our dollars is wroth at least 2 of yours, eh? Who's the stupid one now, eh? Secondly, Canada does not have a culture.. ever hear of Canadian food? I haven't.. Oh wait, I have had a hamburger with tons of mayonaise on it.... Also, that's not a puddle of tears my friend... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Just playin with ya Wolf... You canadians are just to polite for us not to pick on... And I will make another confession: your stripclubs totally kick arse compared to the ones in the US.. and you only have to be 18 to get into one and drink until you can't stand up..

Quote from Wolf, posted on Ooooooooohhh... Now it's on.. Someone has been listening to 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggy (if you haven't they're a Canadian group that has a song about the time the city of DC was toasted...quite amusing) As I do recall, it was THE FRENCH (not CANADA at the time) that burned the city..(Perhaps even more humiliating than defeat by the hands of canadians..at least they got sharp hockey skates to stab us with..) Canada today in and of itself couldn't even invade Rhode Island... BUT, I think I speak for all Americans when I say, if you think you can burn the Whitehouse a second time, this time most people would have absolutely no objection...... Especially if you can do it within the next 3 years or so....^_^

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Quote from Martok, posted on Before this thread gets closed out and someone's ego gets bruised, i'd like to state a few things: 1)Martok: We haven't forgotten. Hopefully everyone who reads the comments on who plays who in a fictional movie, etc. realizes it's all meant in good fun. You seem to be the only one taking serious offense to any of this. Heck, if anyone has a reason to be upset it's Wolf and me! Who gets more insulted than us? Wolf for his scent (which he and everyone else realizes is a joke, not a serious matter..Heck, the number of comments made on that alone could justify it's own forum...hehehe.. of which might I add you personally have made a few comments about) and me for dying. Hopefully with the last mass exodus we were left with a core group of FRIENDS that can pick on each other from time to time and not take any of it personally. If you have personally been offended or hurt, I apologize here and now on their behalf. 2)Kalinaf: Yanni?? Do I LOOK LIKE A BARD??!! Oh well, at least I still have a full set of hair and am loved by millions the world over.. Unlike Kenny G whom is balding ONLY in the front and people often associate with a visit to the dentist.... 3)Balandar: It's just my opinion, so before you kick me off the boards or close this thread, just know it's not good practice to close an entire thread of messages where a majority of the people are having a good time just because of 1 person having a problem with it. If multipule people are complainning about it, then I would totally understand closing it. But closing 1 thread because of 1 person is a sure way to make everyone else who was enjoying the thread mad and cause another mass exodus, all because of 1 person's comments. And that's what caused the last mass exodus: a few (not the majority by FAR) had a problem with a few comments and couldnt' brush it off. I stuck around after the last exodus in the hopes that PGoH as a whole had finally realized the difference between a serious insult and a joke, and that the people left had grown out of their egos... and that people who were still there considered each other friends... But maybe I was wrong...

Quote from Wolf, posted on Woot! Finally!!!! Now I know how to get all you people up in the arctic circle known as Canada down to the US for get togethers.. Just insult you all until you get so mad you want to come kick my ass!

Quote from Lord Ser Brightblade, posted on Obviously this was an exaggeration, BB. But the point should be apparent: How high would your personal goals be if women settled for less? Granted, a lot of people (male or female) are goal-driven with high expectations of themselves. But make no mistake that there are guys out there who would be considerably less ambitious if they didn't want to impress a good looking woman so badly Hell, I doubt I would have even gone to college if I didn't have a girlfriend my senior year of highschool.. I could have made enough money just working at a local ISP. They offered me in the neighborhood of 40k a year straight out of highschool. That's more than what both my parents make combined! Needless to say, I was a bit bitter when she broke off our engagement a year and a half AFTER I had enrolled in a $32,000 a year school.... *grumbles*

Quote from Koopsta, posted on Battlefield Earth also kinda ruined my taste for him.. Although he did kick arse in Faceoff.. Him and Nicholas Cage... Hmmm...maybe I can work the two of them in as supporting characters...

Quote from Lord Ser Brightblade, posted on How about Meg Ryan? If Meg Ryan does play Lady Scout, Eastwood is out.. he's way too old. I still say Cussack for you.. Good actor and young enough to fit the part BTW, just so you all know, I AM am actually beginning writting a book. I'm almost finished with the Prelude, and once it's done, i'll send the doc to whoever wants to read it. The prelude is only 4 or 5 pages, but I'm taking my time writting it to make sure it's well worded and done properly. If any of you have any professional writting experience, I would appreciate some feedback. I got some great ideas and I really think I can make this work...better than that crappy fiction that already got published.... Cross your fingers and wish me luck guys.. I'm goin for it.

Adam Sandler doesn't do good retorts... Watch Con Air or the new Final Fantasy Movie.. trust me, Buchemi is MUCH better at it... Plus he's a scrawny dude And in the modified movie, Borg would still be Emperor, and Greg would be his son or heir, that's why I didn't put Sean Conery in for Greg... As for the Pee Wee Herman crack: Go to hell! For that smartalec retort, Koopsta will be played by Meatloaf and Prom will be played by Kenny G and Shal will be played by Barbra Stricand (Damned if I can spell it).. I can think of no greater insults..

Quote from Prometheus, posted on Ok, smartalec.. Here's the cast: Borg - Anthony Hopkins (ever seen Titus?) or Sean Connery Greg - That guy who played Commetus in Gladiator Balandar - Tim Robbins (Damn good actor) Wolf - Gerard De Pardu (The nose... hehehehe) Martok - Steve Buchemi (need him for those smart@$$ remarks Tok is famous for) Ser Brightblade - Jon Cussack ( I just like him..he's gotta go in somewhere) And finally the role of Coldren goes to Russell Crowe... I think it's rather fitting that the Gladiator from Gladiator play a Gladiator Centurion.

Quote from Cedric, posted on Aye, quite an amazing accomplishment, Cedric.. You told me of it shortly before you left.. I'm still amazed.... However the fact you had 1 of every single weapon of every single magic/mod is even more impressive to me As for BB's family, I'm sure they would be enjoyable to be around...Especially when compared to Wolf... At least BB bathes on a regular basis! I'm sure Scout sees to that! MWUHAHAHAHAAHAHAH In any case, good to hear from you again, Cedric! See ya in Shadowbane ^_^

Quote from Koopsta, posted on No... Chances are what it means is they've distributed the backup tasks evenly between multipule systems... For example, lets say before they had 1 server back up everything. Distributed backup probably means that now there's one server that backs up character data, another one backs up housing data, another item data, etc etc so that each system backs up only a specific portion of a shard while other servers back up another portion... It's like a large pizza.. If you had to eat the whole thing by yourself, it would take a long time to finish it all.. but once your LEACHING, FREE-LOADING FRIENDS come over and eat some too, it takes less time to finish it... This has been Gerenal Backup 101 - Better known as common sense.

Quote from Lan, posted on Mmmmm.... beer..... Would sound like a great plan, but the problem is I'm only 20 (Note, just cause I can't drink at a BAR doesn't mean I don't drink ) so you'd have to bring the beers... Other than that, I'm definitly game :idea:

Quote from Aluim Aster, posted on Heck Aluim, if you need a third wheel, all you had to do was give me a hollar. Been playin it for 3-4 years now... Just drop me an ICQ when you need a third.

Quote from Kalinaf, posted on Hate you... Hate you.... Hate you.... Hate you... Hate you so baaaaaaadddddd........ ( I know it's a joke, so it's all good my friend) Actually, believe it or not, I was one of the few that DID NOT die throughout that raid on the Orc fort with VK and GOL... You see, I was with some GLADIATORS at the time ( Drakon and Ansara) and as we KNOW how to heal each other and keep each other alive, only Ansara died cause she ran WAAAAYYY too far ahead of us. As for you SUIN ( ) you have no right to laugh! Half the times I'm seeing black and white are because YOU shot me in the back with an arrow when I'm down to 3 HP or you refuse to heal me And might I add you were not even at this rade so :p :p

Quote from Fuddy, posted on And apparently it's still not long enough.. was up till 4am (Btw, the only good thing to come of this update was the UNBELIEVABLE reg vendor respawn rate.. it's insane.. bulk reg sellers are out of business as of tonight) and still no server down, patch changes, or modifications to show my account's acctual age. My guess is at least another week or two before vet rewards are up. And I've finally figured it out the pattern... Whenever EA puts the line "Various Fixes for Ultima Online" in the list of updates, accounts are terminated, players are TOTALLY P*#$ED OFF, and nothing EVERY works like it did before.. *thinks of a song he heard before*

Quote from Aluim Aster, posted on My bet is April 2002... By then Shadowbane will have (BETTER HAVE) been released, along with NWN and a few other good new MMORPG's. Once people see there is much better out there that works a heck of a lot better, I think you'll see a stampeed to get out of EA's client list soon after christmas if games like SB are released.... By April it will cost more to keep the servers running than they will have cash flow... Die EA... I hope you all end up pennyless like just about everything else from the .com frenzy. :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

With all the games being translated into movies, why has UO been left out? Wouldn't it be really cool if we could write a movie based on the Orc/Savage senario and PGoH's envolvment on the Catskills shard? (Catchy title too, huh? ) Think about it: A story about our raid on the orc fort in retailation for the orcish attack on the ciy of cove.. Told from the viewpoint of your's truly, of course. ^_^ It would be like the movie Gladiator, only with mages and more fantastic creatures. We have an emperor who we obey (Borg would probably have to change his name to something similar in the movie, and we'd make greg the prince to keep it grounded) and legions with our current members (at least in namesake) as key personnel in the Empire. Hell, we could even get Garriot to play a cameo as Lord British himself! Or even Starr (the head producer of the Ultima series) to play Blackthorne! It would start in Trinsic with the Cohort leaders in the PGoH quater of Trinsic, with us in a pub ( a few facts are going to be fudged, can't help it.. it's a movie after all) and we hear of the raid from a guy who comes running in who has been badly wounded..we of course send our army to Cove to rid the city of the raiders, but decide after time we must get he cooperation of other warring empires in the relm to support us in a raid on the main home of the Orcs (Fort or not, who knows). Think of the cool betrayals and spy stuff we could throw in with that!!! Only thing is we find out our raid causes the appearance of savages from the forsets north of Vesper to decide to occupy the old home of the extinct orcs. That's just a brief rundown.. I'm seriously considering writting a script for this (I am also a writter as well as a programmer..had a few pieces published). I also had other titles in mind like Ultima Legends: The Fall of Cove. This would allow for more movies based on the game should the movie be a hit...Certainly would be better story based on a game then Tomb Raider. What do you all think?

Quote from Lan, posted on Koopsta's been around game.. just hasn't visted the boards as much... he fears change...

Quote from Lorraina, posted on Oh, I'm counting on it being for the money at first.. Which guy gets the girls attention first: The good looking one in the Ferrari or the good looking guy in the Ford Escort? It's like fishing... Dave Chapelle said it best: From Dave Chaplle - "Killin'em Softly" Truer words were never spoken.. Ask any guy And besides when I have the money, I have the luxury of taking my pick. And I don't meet women well.. I'm not ugly or hideous or anything like that.. I'm just shy.. and when women do try to talk to me I don't really have much to say.. I'm a pretty boring guy. I go to work, pay my bills, play computer, watch movies/TV, get drunk on the weekends with my friends and occasionally sleep. Not exactly an exciting life Furthermore, who says I'm not going to have a prenup that works heavily in my favor? Cheat on me once, you're gone and you get nothing. Divorce me for some other reason? You're gone, no money for you. I cheat (which I NEVER have and never will.. My parents taught me better than that)? Divorce me. THEN I'll see who's marrying me for me. See, it's all planned out! :sleep2: