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and (again, because I always say it ) as I always add : "Mazal Tov, Ad me'a ke'e'srim" (עד מאה כעשרים) It means: mazal tov you should know and the rest means "live to a hundred like twenty" Happy Birthday!

This is too funny As I recall, in one of the early Space Quests (by Sierra) the evil plan to ruin earth was to send millions of door-to-door salesmen....

Hehehe, those people worship the electric company and, the electric company only asks for a monthly sacrifice (in $)

I am very sorry to hear that!! I think not enough people check the boards and maybe this can explain the lack of personnel. I will try soliciting in-game... after all the play isn't deleted, only cancelled, right? Also, if a large audience is to be expected, some can play more than one character in the play.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!! As I do not celebrate thanksgiving, I will celebrate playing UO, and maybe hunt me some birds

Tomorrow I will go roleplay with a friend, whose father grows turkeys, a few thousands of them..... oh, wait a second, we're jewish no turkey for us... Happy Thanksgiving to all

Another computer joke... well, Bill Gates joke... Bill Gates sat fishing on his yacht, then he caught a beautiful golden fish. Then the fish opened his mouth and said: "Please throw me back to the sea". As Bill was about to throw the fish back to the sea, the fish said: "You know I am a talking golden fish... what about the 3 wishes?" so Bill answered: "Ask and I will grant your wishes...." For any who used Kazaa (or the like) with a regular 28.8 modem (or the like) when they started the fixed price for unlimited connection time, you probably can say the AOL jokes with hours instead of minutes... you KNOW what I mean...

If Microsoft made cars: At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release (by Mr. Welch himself) stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason at all, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuver such as a left-turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, and you would have to reinstall the engine. 4. When your car died on the freeway for no reason, you would just accept this, restart and drive on. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT', and then added more seats. 6. Apple would make a car powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five per cent of the roads. 7. Oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car default' warning light. 8. New seats would force every-one to have the same size butt. 9. The airbag would say 'Are you sure?' before going off. 10. Occasionally, for no reason, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna. 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of road maps from Rand-McNally (a subsidiary of GM), even though they neither need them nor want them. Trying to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department. 12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 13. You would press the 'start' button to shut off the engine.

I can relax six more months now, before I take on this job

Hilarious!!!! There is one more, and it really happened in my family: My grandmother taught my sister TABLE MANNERS... My sister: bla bla bla bla... My Grandmother: Eat something... My sister: (takes a bite) bla b... My Grandmother: Don't speak with your mouth full... This can also be called "My grandmother taught my sister to SHUT UP...

Hehehe. I had a few hundred MB of funny stuff. I don't collect it anymore, besides, I let other people translate all the things from english to hebrew and I am too lazy to translate it back to post it Oh, there is no problem in this: (quote from the above) Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? In a dwarf court....

Oh, GOD!!! some are plain cruel !!!

Oh , yeah, this is kinda sad... first, that oldtimers know more than youngsters about computer games.... (considering "oldtimers" to be from about 20 and up... , of course not insulting anyone, if you are 10 years old and playing for 5 years, you can consider yourself oldtimer, and if you're 90 and been playing a day, you can call yourself oldtimer ) second, that a joke represents WoW third, that the researchers found it hard to find one of the multi-millions that PLAY it to give a decent samle/description four, that people speak of things they don't have a clue about like they do.... You don't have to know everything, but know at least what you're speaking about! for me, by seeing this it makes me think this show is ridiculous more than the Leeroy movie...

Kodoz, if you want, you can always add the names of the places you thought of so we can discuss it here... but anyway, we trust our Empror!!! And, Devin, first, who spoke about west coast?!? second, Anytime that will be chosen will probably be good for me (so convenient... ) it will not disturb anyone, as it will probably in the middle of the night (oh, so it's not THAT convenient... )

Today IS the DAY, YAY YAY YAY!!! Wish you, again, all the best!!! (Also this will bring the subject again to the front forum page )

This is so funny I had to put some of "mine" Answering Machine ideas: 1.This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. 2. (Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Agent 83.2. Your contact, Agent 33.5, is not available right now. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a brief message at the tone. This tape will self-destruct in thirty seconds. Good Luck, Agent 83.2. 3. (Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone? Sure... I knew you could. 4. (In a bored voice:) Heaven, God speaking... 5. This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word. Today's word is "supercilious". 6. Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Smiley's not here right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible. And remember, confession doesn't count unless you confess all of your sins in vivid, graphic detail! 7. You have reached the Potato chapter of the Idaho Procrastination Society. Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get around to it... 8. Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up. 9. (Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams:) Hello. Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiropractic. (Raspy gasp.) We can't come to the phone right now because we're making a couple of adjustments. (Break a few small twigs; big scream.) Please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as it is humanly possible. Thank you very much. 10. This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.

Hey that wasn't fair I wanted to be first Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! To our beloved Empress, Happy Birthday, Live long and prosper!!! and as I always add : "Mazal Tov, Ad me'a ke'e'srim" (עד מאה כעשרים) It means (mazal tov you probably know, I have heard it A LOT on american movies Happy Birthday! ) but the rest is "live to a hundred like twenty" I hope you see the hebrew, not that it matters Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

For any who doesn't believe, (you doubt Devin?!?!? ) http://boards.stratics.com/php-bin/uo/show...ge=0&view=&sb=5

I am so sorry to say, that it IS funny, BUT I think he has a button for farting, or someone at the production who does it for him... Maybe it just draws more viewers than fake applause... Or, someone at the studio is gonna be fired! Sorry again for doubting funny stuff (first Leeroy, then the Car Crash recording then this...)

It can be good to know before what we aree hunting I support that wholeheartedly. It can be also good to use the hunting events to go to more exotic places! I have been playing for more than a year now and because I usually hunt alone, I am pretty reluctant to find new places. So new places are in order! Hmm, I see no hour was declared... 13:00 can be very nice for me if this it a 'bit' uncomfortable, it can be in another hour

Can't wait to see it.... already have tickets for a special screening from my wife's work. The only problem is it is in 4 weeks I will have to wait patiently but then I will be hehe

Borg, I know you not in person (not even game-person) but I see your legacy lives on in PGoH. Wish you all the best, and more!

Hello all, I am posting this great idea on behalf of Desi, exactly as it was given to me (quoting Desi): Player games: "Rat in a jar" Reference from an article I read in online. The article described a UO player blood sport created by orc roleplayers from Europa. It was played on top of a wall in Yew I think. I have been to the spot in Catskills. The game consists of two teams of three player, two runners and a goalie. The object was to get the "Rat in a jar" (a lantern) through the goal. The basic rules were: runners could use only one-handed weapons and no armor. runners in possession of the rat had to have it in their hand. To take the rat the other team kills the runner and loots it from him, the rat is the only thing they may take. Goalies may wear any armor, weapon, shield combination they like. Goalies are the only ones allowed to heal and with bandies only. Details such as game time, fair play or how many goals makes a win can be worked out by interested parties in setting up contest. In the article the game was played in Felluca to allow PVP. Warring guilds do not have to go to Felluca. Already established roleplay code of conduct keeps everyone happy. What do you say? If you don't like it you can still come to cheer for and bet on you side. *bow and tip that stupid looking mask I wear* (End Quote)

That was very nicely said. I agree 100% So, I will leave it the same. First off anyone that thinks badly of you , is not someone that you need to know... 2ndly a lot of people take meds for depression, and so many things lead up to it. 3rdly know that all of us here are Here for you, i personally if you want will talk to you ill send you phone number if you want to ever talk

I hope that all will be back to great soon!!! Send blessings: says "Hachlama Mehira" (look it up ) says "In Vas Mani" says "May the power be with you" says "Vas Uus Sanct" well, friends say: "Remember that we think of you" *Sends flowers*