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Wobbly News When the goblins fled their safe home island after Deathwing appeared many many many took the opportunity to start up a biznuss and a nice 401k program for themselves and anyone else they could think of that would put them as their beneficiary upon death. A few though wanted a different form of payback… .led by Wurgle these goblins are planning to bring their form of retirement to the enemies of the Horde and well… anyone who takes them lightly for their stature and sense of humor.. This section Of Skullcrushin’Times will have news from The Wobbly Goblins guild which is our sister guild within Argent Dawn and for the heavier Roleplaying of a Goblin. While there are goblins within the Clan… the Wobbly Goblins were planned out as a separate goblin only guild before the expansion and may become a good area for some cross guild challenges etc as time progresses. Our Teamspeak has both our guilds in action and members should chime in to use it. Even if to lurk you can learn a lot listening to Raid and Battleground orders. Uggie’s New Pad Rumors abound about uncle Uglutz has picked up a new pad after his private hovel was turned into a lava pit during the cataclysm. No one is q uite sure of its location but a photowas left at the Skullcrushin’Times office showing what looks to be the Peetub that Uglutz tends to borrow from Elder Kalea q uite often like a security blanket. Seems to be the style of the ex-founder Chieftan with muck and mire aplenty. A bit of work might be needed on the roof, unless that is his shower source. We here attempted to get a comment from the old cuss and well… you can guess the response we did get. Uglutz does like his privacy away from the Raids and all the new lil orclings and calfs that are springing up lately. Me nub blahhin bout dis und Me nub kan see why latz need tu be botherin da Uglutz bout dis mattah. If ya skribbulz paypa gud fur anyting den it betta be fur whipin my ass aftah a gud meal. Und if ya don’t stop followin me wit deese q uestchuns den ya gunna find dat latz be da dinner fur da Uglutz!!! *%$@#* off!! -Uglutz Kookie Korner SNICKERDOODLES 1/2 cup butter or margarine, softened 1/2 cup shortening 1 1/2 cups sugar 2 eggs (Plainstrider eggs preferred) 2 1/4 cups flour 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 1 teaspoon soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons sugar 2 teaspoons cinnamon Heat oven to 400 degrees. Mix butter, shortenin, sugar & eggs. Blend in flour, cream of tartar, soda & salt. Shape dough by rounded teaspoon fuls into balls. Mix 2 tablespoons sugar and the cinnamon. Roll balls in mixture. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheet. Bake 8 to 10 minutes Immediately remove from baking sheet.

The Auction House If there was any place that could consume more time than you could imagine; it would be the Auction House and its mechanics available now to the realm. There are now online Applications that allow members to access their biznuss from anyplace including while they are sleeping (real world = dream world) The Skypage of support and mojo means of Curse Gaming has several tomes that can assist even the casual Auction House user at selling their bounty and plunder they find across their adventures. If there was a soul within the Clan that would be interested in assisting in this section of the newspaper, Please contact Colin via email (ingame). It is hoped that through advice here that members can easily take advantage of realm trends and tricks of the trades so to speak that the goblins so greatly are adept at. Below here are a couple of mojo skypage skribbulz that can provide more information. REMOTE WORLD OF WARCRAFT CURSE GAMING WOW ADD-ONS For those members interested in the more roleplaying version of the Auction house; Chieftan Morgh is negotiating with an Ogrimmar Auctioneer who runs his Bazaar quarterly in the Capital Cities Live for a more personal touch to the aspect of haggling a good price for items of worth. This would be a new aspect for the Argent Dawn realm and no where else would there be such an event for the Horde population. There would be official post further about this venture and stay tuned for more details in the months to come!!! Treasury Notes Here is where Elder of the Treasury Gordantellwill state any issues related to the Clan Coffers of Gold and Plunder. Perhaps recognize members who have promoted the wealth of the Clan in terms of gold or items sought by harvesting needs or Council Declarations made GOLD… … … … … .....41,389 SILVER… … … … … … .....28 COPPER… … … … … ..… .40 Keep up the Toils of guild Challenges andwe will be able to open up guild repairs for all members grunt and higher… .or Say hello to my little Friend… ..heheheh -Elder Gordantell Da Classifieds Here Members can put in a request for assistance in epic chores or gathering needs for their skill trades growth. GUILD WIDE HARVEST The guild is in need of heavy amounts of low level herbs… Peacebloom in particular but as many of the flowering Herbs that members can possibly gather and donate to the guild would be greatly appreciated and recognized by Cheiftan Morgh and the Council of Clan Skullcrusher.

Elite Tauren Chieftan Rock Since the days of the Burning Crusade there has been the Elite Tauren Chieftan Band that play across the realm and reside in Silvermoon between gigs with their manager.. They have had promotional posters as the years have progressed and have an album that contains the various famous tunes that are played by the REAL members of the Blizzard design team at BlizCons yearly. Founder Michael Morhaime is the lead Bassist while Samwise Didler is lead vocalist. Sig Nicious and Dave Berggen are on guitars while the figurehead Tauren Drummer is Alan Dabriri. Machinima Fun As technology and software programs keep getting better, faster and cheaper to own… there is a larger amount of Wow Based movies out there that cover serious to plain old matters. The vast majority though capture a point of humor that either happened or is ironic within the game itself as it relates to a real world instance or issue. Heirotan actually found this BLIZZ BLUES with Darnell and I do have to say this weekly video is one to follow for laughs. Darnell has covered the various holiday fun as well as the changes within the game that he will remind you cannot stop his greatness, achievement and ability to get with the ladies of Azeroth regularly. The current episodes cover the Fireland changes as well as the recent holiday fun available to even the hardcore raider., PVPer or super rogue himself. Never to deny a challenge he even PvPs airborn in one. No Noses the way to go in Movies It seems that in all the sci-fi movies recently the nose has taken time off. The central feature of a characters face seem s now to be either missing or shapped into a way that is no longer what we consider a nose. Perhaps it keeps some of the movie go-ers fixated on the character when the dialog goes south and your vat of caffine no longer is able to keep you awake between the explosions It does though put a mean streak in the character regardless of the good or evil side they represent. Can you name the three movies of this spring and summer represented in these pics?.

Da Armory Here within Da Armory section of Skullcrushin’ Times will be information about new additions to the Guild Bank interms of Armor, Weapons and Clothing. News of members becoming able to craft high end items aswell as any stories behind the achievement to aq uire the skill or recipie. In the event that the Clan is ebmarking on a harvesting haul and seeking to build up stockpiles of various items… this will be the place the news will be reported from Elder of the Armory Verissi. Garrison News The Skullcrusher Garrison has grown over the years from its early days as an outlawed squad of Thrall’s elite strike force Orcs. As the years passed in exile the previous overseers of all Warsong Operations in Ashenvale took their expertise and built up a stronghold within the Crater and found refuge and profit dealing between the Cenarions of Sithilus, Goblins of Gadgetzan. Thru the hardwork of the early hunters Thrall himself never knew all the Battle Raptors that the Horde commissioned for thru the Steamwheedle cartel were actually coming from the outlaws he banished for refusing to obey the peace with the Humans that were colonizing the Kalmidor continent. The strength of the Garrison always has been the depth of the Grunt lines and leadership by their Bosses. Bosses lead 4 other grunts in small but powerful sq uads into battle. These sq uads form up into Cohorts or Divisions of the Garrison. Ten Sq uads make up a Division and the current Garrison has 2 Cohortswithin it… BLOOD and THUNDER. These cohorts are legendary and across the realm youwill hear their battle cry being used by other orcs and horde alike when they greet orwhen they seek to inspire others for a coming conflict or event. The upcoming Horde Games are said to contain challenge battles where sq uads can face off against each other for glory, profit and whatever else awaits at the taverns for the victors. In the coming days Chieftan Morgh has said he will be assisting the Grunts and Bosses at designating their sq uads within the Garrison registry. (Paperwork formalities) The current Bosses are as follows… BLOOD COHORT Ascoli, Elrikk, Kazragerg, Lomar, Saephere and Wenvalor THUNDER COHORT Draegloth, Druze, Decreptitude, Markenhoof, Marriana, Shelah, Tainish and Xiris. The current designation of the Garrison is still The Crater Garrison. Warlock Galam sealed and overcharged the defenses of the Clan’s hidden fortresswithin the rim of Ungoro as Deathwing’s reappearnance reshaped the world and the condition and stability of the fortress is unknown at this time. Cheiftan Morgh has commissioned thru our secure connections within the Steamwheedle Cartel a search for a more expansive new Garrison home base of operations. Peon Progress The following Peons are on the registry and under review for promotion or punting. Lelana, Tikes, Stormsage, Themis, Rockna, Cerridewena, Tlalonka, Aetherlia, Zerzzulak, Sanitarium, Krystallin, Moetle, Zetatron Elder Kalea and Chieftan Morghwill accept any nominations for peon Promotion prior to the July 24th Guild meeting.

Colin Mor, a longtime contributor to the Clan Skullcrusher forums, accepted the challenge to restart the Skullcrushin’ Times by Chieftan Morgh. As the Clan has continued to grow so has its reputation and lore across the realm of Argent Dawn. This Colin agreed needed to have a voice or record from the Clan Heralds who travelled with the Garrison Forces across the lands, deep within the dungeons and high above in cloud covered destinations. The paper will contain recent news, recaps from meetings, Elder Speak where one or more Elders will get to blah about whatever they feel is important to the Grunts, Wardens and Peons. It is hoped that there will be a few captured memories (videos) from some of the dark battles within the Raiding events or Battleground glory the clan continues to succeed at consistently. The plans are to also have a comics section for the more light hearted fare. The Biz section will contain information for those consumed by shineeze. Elder Kalea will have her Kooking Korner as well as reporting in with Cheiftan Morgh on membership matters in Peon Progress and Grunt promotions. Matters of the Treasury, Garrison will have their place while a section dedicated to the kinship with Wobbly Goblins will report their progress abroad. A classified section as well as entertainment area will wrap up the plans for the return of the Clan Newspaper. It is Colin’s hope all will enjoy and submit stories overtime that all Crushers will enjoy.